I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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