Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
where are my eyebrows?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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