You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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