someone owes me an orgasm
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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