Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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