thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
false alarm, still single
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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