Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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