Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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