he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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