That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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