soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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