found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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