im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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