i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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