oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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