i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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