Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
