And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
