No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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