he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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