You really coming over, don't trick.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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