I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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