I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
love makes seman taste better
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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