Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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