i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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