Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
