sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
