I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
