Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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