So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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