That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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