It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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