Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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