There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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