yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
