The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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