she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
my being single is dangerous.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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