Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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