The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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