Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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