If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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