You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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