shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
True college students do jello shots in the library
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