Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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