I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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