her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
