Apparently you make a good broom.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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