Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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