Too much gin, very little bucket
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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