I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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