Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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